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AOC to raise money for Monmouth Democrats

April 1, 2019

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is coming to Monmouth County to raise money for the Democrats 2019 campaign, MMM has learned.

“When you drive the Garden State Parkway in parts of Monmouth County, it smells like cow farts,” the freshman congresswoman from New York said in private Snap Chat. “This is the perfect place to elect Democrats to implement the New Green Deal.”

Governor Phil Murphy has offered his Blossom Cove Road home for the fundraiser. “That sounds like it will smell very nice,” Ocasio-Cortez said.

 

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Posted: April 1st, 2019 | Author: | Filed under: April Fools, Monmouth County News, New Jersey | Tags: , , , | 4 Comments »

4 Comments on “AOC to raise money for Monmouth Democrats”

  1. Happy said at 1:23 pm on April 1st, 2019:

    April Fools!

  2. Proud Republican said at 1:53 pm on April 1st, 2019:

    You know what the scary part of this is? If it wasn’t April 1st, it would be something within the realm of possibility for her to be saying

  3. Harry Nickel said at 6:10 pm on April 1st, 2019:

    And exactly how does AOC know so much about how cow farts smell. Maybe she should get her head out of her a**… and out of NJ.

  4. Nothing said at 2:40 pm on April 6th, 2019:

    gets by Harry! Keep up the good work, sir.